and on the fourth day god created yaoi and coca-cola zero

18+

what? twitter discourse? tiktok? mental health crisis? dude, it's 2007. let's play kingdom hearts 2 and talk about how we want the mickey mouse© anime boys to kiss each other on the mouth

read this i know you wanna

discord: styrofoamcups

don't be afraid to come say hi but fair warning i'm a shit conversationalist and bad at responding

testimonials include:

  • "got left on read for over a month"

  • "i thought she'd be cooler tbh"

  • "overshares a lot"

  • "is she okay????"

  • "cute cat pics"

  • "why does she know so much about 9/11?"

disclaimers or whatever

1) modern day fictional content/shipping discourse is antithetical to what fandom is about and putting a progressive spin on moral panic doesn't make it any less puritanical. at the end of the day it's not real and it doesn't matter and if you think it does you should probably go outside for a little bit and get some fresh air. channel that energy into something meaningful while you're at it2) i write in earnest but ultimately this is my silly little hobby that i use as an outlet so i don't end up the topic of some true crime youtuber's monetized video full of mid roll ads for antipsychotics and chinese gacha games3) i'm not out here trying to win a pulitzer or score a book deal. i'm here to project onto fictional characters from a 20+ year old video game series. don't take it (or me) too seriously

ash | 20s | florida | just a sexy guy

  • #1 emo dad

  • based & yaoipilled

  • community college dropout

  • i write (sometimes)

  • other pastimes include: watching plane crash documentaries, making friendship bracelets, & collecting those colorful monster energy drink pull-tabs

  • 5'1 and totally not mad about it really i don't care i don't care i don't care i don't

otp: akuroku*runner up: sorikuhonorable mentions: namixi, rikuroku (but they hate each other), vanven, zemyx, terraqua (but in a very bisexual way), namikai, the gay old men, & whatever the fuck the ship name is for vanitas and evil repliku

(not a comprehensive list, i can vibe with a lot if done well)

topics i like to explore:

  • mental illness

  • sexual abuse/ trauma

  • addiction

  • self-harm

  • codependency/ unhealthy relationships

  • childhood nostalgia

why?

cos journaling is kinda fruity and doesn't earn me clout